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Mad

I wanna play string, but nobody's playin' wif me.
Hmmmph.

Proverb

Samantha an' Tigger tagged me fur a proverb meme. But Mom is soooooo busy playin' wif her my yarn that I don't get the 'puter furry much.

So here it am. My motto is -

Iffen it moves, it's mine!

Iffen ya haven't told yur proverb yet, I wanna hear it!

Pee Ess. I haf a new friend. Her name am Buddy an' her gots a new bloggie. Her am a torbi an' her am furry old fur a kitty. Her been sick too. But her gots tortitude!!!!!

Mine!

Mom finks her is allowed to haf yarn fur knittin' socks.

But when I says "mine," I means "mine!"

What I Finded

I asked ya to guess what I finded in Mom's kitty bag an' this is it.

Yarn?

Mom: Catzee, where are you?

Catzee: In the kitchen Mom.

Mom: What are you doing?

Catzee: Playin'.

Mom: You're not playing with my yarn are you?

Catzee: Oh no! I'm playin' wif my fev-ver butt mousie!

Mom: I can't find some of my yarn. You haven't seen my ball of yarn have you?

Catzee: Well, iffen I did I don't know how it gotted into the kitchen.

Mom: Hmmm. Do tell.

String

My furravorite game to play is "String." Mom plays it wif me. Sometimes when Mom is busy wif offur stuff, I bug her to play. I meow, an' give her head butts an' tail hugs, an' poke her wif my paw, an' batt at her arm or leg or hand or foot. Iffen her ignores me, I put the bitey on her. But not real hard. Then her says, "Catzee, where's your sting," an' I go nuts! I run around an' around lookin' fur the string.

The rules are: Mom gets the string. Mom pulls it. I chase it.

Sometimes I hide and pounce.

Sometimes I chase and wrestle.

Sometimes I take my string........

...... an' go hide it.

Rascal jus' likes to sit there an' watch.

Yarn

Mom waked me up from a purrfectly good nap ta ask me what happened ta her knittin' yarn. I jus gave her the sleepy blinks, so she took me in ta see this:




I don't know why she waked me up instead of Rascal. Jus' a'cuz he says he's too big ta fit out that lil kitty door doesn't mean I did it.

Mom

I don't unnerstand why Mom fusses at me everytime we play wif her yarn an' stuff.




All I'm tryin' ta do is help.