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Looky at meeeeee!

I getted up here all by myself.

Hmm. I wunner if I can jump onto the roof.

Mom said "no" to that so I'll jus' sit here an' enjoy the view.

Explorin'

I don't wanna go in.

'Spicious

Somethin' furry 'spicious is happenin' at our house.

Mom's takin' her big string toy apart.

It's in pieces all over the room. Rascal says Mom an' Dad buyed us a outside.

Well, Mom's big string toy was my perch an' I don't see why her has to take it apart just a'cuz them buyed a outside. Seems furry silly to me.

But This Is What Torties Do

Oops. Hi Mom.

I'll be done in jus' a minute.

Now what?

Fev-vers!

Mom an' Dad wented on a bay-cation. Rascal can tell ya all 'bout that. I wanna show ya what they gotted me.

Fev-vers!

They finded 'em as they was walkin' around the lake.

I jus' wanted to sniff the fev-vers.......

..... but Rascal kept wantin' to give me a baf!

Him better not mess wif my fev-vers.

Wordless

So I opened it.
Can ya' guess what it was???

Next

I still like sniffin' unner the tree.

The End!

Snoop Report

Somethin' smells kinda familiar in this box.

OTV

Rascal keeps puttin' him's 'Possum Reports on him's bloggie (here, here, an' here). I wanna turn too. This is my 'possum report.

I like Opie. I like to watch him eat. I like to watch him so much that Dad calls it watchin' OTV. I know when him's there an' I come runnin' to the window. Mom an' Dad can't figgur out how I know this, but I do.

Opie is furry fascinatin'. Him likes stuff kitties eat, like chicken, an' turkey, an' ham, an' kitty food, an' tuna juice. But him likes stuff kitties don't eat. Like apples, an' raisins, an' sunflower seeds, an' popcorn, an' melon rind.

Opie climbs up the balcony to get him's food, but not effurry night. Only most nights. Him doesn't come the same time effurry night effur. Him comes when him wants. After him eats him gets a drink. Sometimes him washes his face, usin' bof paws like bunnies do.

There's a furry inneresting site on 'possums, if ya clickety here.

The end.

Toy

Mom gotted a new toy.
An' it's not efun Christmas!

At firs', me an' Rascal thought the box was the new toy.

We liked it a bunch an' didn't want Mom to play wif it.
We wanted it fur us.

But then she started playin' wif the thingy she tooked out of the box.
It made furry strange noises.

I don't know what it's fur, but I'm keepin' an eye on it jus' in case.

Somethin'

I'm lookin' fur somethin'.

I know it's aroun' here somewheres.

Perch

I like sittin' up high.

I like bein' able to see what's up there.

An' it's comfy too.

This is a purrfect spot fur me.

T-Cubed

Mom putted ice cubes in the baf tub.

I'm still tryin' to figgur out why.

Snoopin'

I finded Mom's bag. It gots kitties all offur it.

Firs' I fished around to see if there was anything inside.

Then I took a look. Can ya guess what I found???

Out

Sometimes Mom takes me out.

There are things to look at.

There are things to sneak up on.

There are trees to climb on.

I like to go out.

Banned

The College Kid found this on his desk .......

.....an' now I'm not 'llowed in his room anymore. Him said it's a 'portant paper from his purrfessor so him knows when to study fur his tests. Why does efurry body fink I did it? Just 'cuz I done this......

an' this .....


.... doesn't mean I tore up his paper. I was jus' lookin' unner it fur pencils to play wif.

Mom says him needs to keep his desk neater, but him says I'm banned from him's room. Now Mom fusses at me iffen her finks I'm in there.

But how does her know to holler "get down" iffen her can't even see me in there? Can moms see through walls?